a little piece of shadows

my name is zak


Art, Music, Poetry, are my life.

ANON QUESTIONS

1 - Who was the last person you texted?

2 - When is your birthday?

3 - Who do you want to be with right now?

4 - What sports do you play?

5 - Who is the first person in your contacts?

6 - What is your favorite song as of the moment?

7 - If you were stranded on an island, who do you wish to be with?

8 - What do you feel right now?

9 - What chocolate is your favorite?

10 - How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have?

11 - Why did you create a Tumblr account?

12 - Who is your favorite blogger?

13 - Where do you want to be right now?

14 - What do you want to be in the future?

15 - When was the last time you cried? Why?

16 - Are you happy?

17 - Who do you miss?

18 - If you were given a chance, would you like to have a different life?

19 - What was the best thing you were given?

20 - Who was the last person who called you?

21 - What is your favorite dish?

22 - Who is your bestfriend?

23 - What is your biggest regret?

24 - Have you ever cheated on your partner?

25 - Who do you spend crazy moments with?

26 - Name someone pretty.

27 - Who was the last person you hugged?

28 - What kind of music do you listen to?

29 - Are you over your past?

30 - Who is the last person in your contacts?

31 - What kind of person do you want to date?

32 - Do you have troubles sleeping at night?

33 - From whom was the last text message you received?

34 - What do you prefer, jeans or skirt?

35 - How’s your heart?

36 - Did you ever have a girlfriend/boyfriend whose name starts with a “J”?

37 - Do you like someone as of the moment?

38 - What would you want to say to your latest ex-boyfriend/ex-girlfriend?

39 - Do you have any phobias?

40 - Did you try to change for a person?

41 - What’s the nicest thing have you given to someone?

42 - Would you go back to your previous relationship?

43 - Are you in a good or bad mood?

44 - Name someone you can’t live without.

45 - Describe your dream date.

46 - Describe your dream wedding.

47 - How many roses did you receive last Valentine’s?

48 - Have you ever been kissed?

49 - How long is your longest relationship?

50 - Do you regret your past?

51 - Can you do something stupid for someone else?

52 - Have you ever cried over someone?

53 - Do you have a grudge against anyone?

54 - Are you a crybaby?

55 - Do people praise you for your looks?

56 - Did you fall for someone you shouldn’t?

57 - Have you ever done something bad but you don’t regret?

58 - Do you like getting hurt?

59 - Does anyone hate you?

60 - Did you slap anyone whose name starts with an “R”?

61 - What hair color do you prefer?

62 - If you can change anything about yourself, what is it?

63 - Do you love someone as of the moment?

64 - Have you ever thought of killing yourself?

65 - Do you have issues with somebody in your school?

66 - Can you live without internet?

67 - What’s the song that remind you of your special someone?

68 - Are you good at holding back your tears?

69 - Are you a crybaby?

70 - Have you ever experienced being hysterical?

71 - Are you a KPOP fan?

72 - Do you study hard?

73 - Have you ever sacrificed something important to you for someone you love?

74 - Did you ever had a kiss under the moonlight?

75 - Have you ever ridden a boat?

76 - Did you have an accident last year?

77 - What kind of person are you?

78 - Have you ever thought of killing someone?

79 - Have you ever been jealous?

80 - How can you prove your love to someone?

81 - What are you thinking right now?

82 - Who is the 6th person in your contacts?

83 - Do you have any memories you want to erase?

84 - Have you been hurt so bad that you can’t find words to explain how you feel?

85 - Did you ever badmouth someone?

86 - Have you ever had an argument with someone?

87 - Do you have trust issues?

88 - Are you broken-hearted?

89 - Who’s the person who first comes to your mind when someone mentions “love”?

90 - Do you think all the pain is worth it?

91 - Do you believe in the phrase “If it’s meant to be, it will be”?

92 - Who do you want to marry?

93 - Do you believe in destiny?

94 - Have you ever thought “I already found my soulmate”?

95 - How do you look right now?

96 - Do you believe that first true love never dies?

97 - Have you found your true love?

98 - What should you be doing right now?

99 - Name one of your ex-boyfriends/ex-girlfriends.

100 - What is your sexual orientation?

101 - Did you ever feel like you’re not good enough?

102 - How old are you?

103 - What age do you get mistaken for?

104 - Who is your celebrity crush?

105 - What is your OTP?

106 - What is your favorite book/series?

107 - Who is your favoroite author?

108 - What is your favoite band?

109 - What is your favorite TV show?

110 - What is your favorite movie?

111- Post a picture of yourself.

112 - Post an old picture of yourself.

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serpent21:

The new smash bros looks great

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cityinembers:

serpent21:

The new smash bros looks great

LOLOLOL KIRBY WTF IS THIS

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How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?WITNESS: My name is Susan!_______________________________ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.____________________________________________ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?WITNESS: No, I just lie there.____________________________________________ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?WITNESS: July 18th.ATTORNEY: What year?WITNESS: Every year._____________________________________ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?WITNESS: Forty-five years._________________________________ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?WITNESS: Yes.ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?WITNESS: I forget..ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?___________________________________________ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?____________________________________ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ.___________________________________________ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?WITNESS: Are you shitting me?_________________________________________ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?WITNESS: Yes.ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?WITNESS: Getting laid____________________________________________ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?WITNESS: Yes.ATTORNEY: How many were boys?WITNESS: None.ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?____________________________________________ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?WITNESS: By death..ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?WITNESS: Take a guess.___________________________________________ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beardATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male._____________________________________ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.______________________________________ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight._________________________________________ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?WITNESS: Oral…_________________________________________ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PMATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.____________________________________________ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?______________________________________And last:ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?WITNESS: No.ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?WITNESS: No.ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?WITNESS: No..ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?WITNESS: No.ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

pandaaamonium14:

How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?

These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
_______________________________
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
_________________________________
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
___________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
____________________________________

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ.
___________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
_________________________________________
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
___________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male.
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
_________________________________________
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral…
_________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?

______________________________________
And last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

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Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

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Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

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